Word to my thugs

Attention gym Thugs: If you are under 150 pounds and wear a wifebeater please put down the olympic bar before you hurt yourself. I understand that being able to curl just the bar twice would impress all your other weak-ass thug friends, but some of us actually intend on putting weight on it and using it for its intended purpose. I know it doesn't impress the ladies when you have to share the 15lbs weights with them to do bicep curls, but neither does having your ass pounded by the guy thats been waiting 20 minutes for you and your friends to give up and move on. Gyms should put a gate around the free weights section and require you to pass a minimum lifting test before being allowed in. Anyone not passing should have to be escorted by a babysitter.

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Come on I surely can't be the only guy that almost died laughing at this. If I ever start an escort business I'm calling these guys to write my first testimonial.

For those of you wondering this is actually for a new product that is basically a tricycle with the seat where the handlebars are... so a unicycle with training wheels.

Introduction to the Wacky World of Huffy

Welcome to the moderately coherent ideas, suggestions, and comments of Ordinary Wisdom. If you are easily offended, angered, or lack the intelligence to get dry humor then you’ll probably want to scroll on over to Disney.com. I hear they have an excellent gift shop. I’m not exactly sure why I’m starting, or for that matter deserve, my own blog, but facebook doesn’t support a bloggy-type environment and myspace… Well myspace is for a much later discussion, but I believe some of my college work is still up on my page if you’re looking for a good laugh.
Now back to the deserve comment. Having a blog is sorta a catch-22. Most blogs try to relay their life events as if they were just normal everyday people. However, the act of having a blog, generally means you think that your life is important to the extent that you need to convey your wisdom (gee guess where my blog title came from) to others. Now there is no doubt that I am a little cocky, but I’m also smart enough to know that for the most part people aren’t concerned about the cup of awesome coffee you had for breakfast. What they would like to know about is that when you took a sip and it burned your tongue it reminded you of a crazy ex girlfriend that used to like to put hot wax on you and then have sex until it got hot enough to melt back off you again. Now see wouldn’t that be a tad more interesting? And yet you still get to tell people you had awesome coffee. Its all about delivery, and that’s pretty much what you can expect from this blog. An interesting way to look at my daily life.