Word to my thugs

Attention gym Thugs: If you are under 150 pounds and wear a wifebeater please put down the olympic bar before you hurt yourself. I understand that being able to curl just the bar twice would impress all your other weak-ass thug friends, but some of us actually intend on putting weight on it and using it for its intended purpose. I know it doesn't impress the ladies when you have to share the 15lbs weights with them to do bicep curls, but neither does having your ass pounded by the guy thats been waiting 20 minutes for you and your friends to give up and move on. Gyms should put a gate around the free weights section and require you to pass a minimum lifting test before being allowed in. Anyone not passing should have to be escorted by a babysitter.